Sunday, August 30, 2009

HUM-TUM @ WIMWI

And here comes Varun devta inside WIMWI!!....it's been pouring here since the last two days nd suddenly you find more umbrellas than dogs here!!....dats wat I felt especially with the canine population increasing exponentially in the last three months.....Yesterday I was walking in front of the main gate when I saw two Pigeons fighting with each other...I was wondering if this acads workload has had a deteriorating effect on them....you may ask how does acads got to do with fighting pigeons....these pigeons got their due share of attention when v fachhas were free, but now with quizzes, assignments nd rain hardly anybody is seen out these days..so probably these pigeons were fighting to seek some attention cos anyway v won't feed them food right!!...so let them fight at least for some attention......remember Maslow's hierarchy of needs.....hmmm....all this reasoning sounds weird right....yah I know cos dats wat this workload has done to my small brain....
Remember HUM-TUM!!....according to my very reliable source of information, ( this news was reported by my alter ego ven I was in the dreamland of Financial markets!! ) they are coming to WIMWI next year to actually preach dat ek Ladka aur Ladki kabhi bhi ache dost nahi ban sakte!!...sorry gals, I know you all vehemently oppose this proposition.....I would like to restate this fact " Ek ladka aur ladki ache dost tab nahi ban sakte jab dil mein kuch aur ho aur bahar se kuch aur ".......I just pray dat HUM-TUM ki " Dosti-LOVE" udaan sankhya "143" gets delayed indefinitely 'cos they won't get the time to even fight properly with each other @ WIMWI!!.......I know I am exaggerating the pressure vr facing here but still its our moral responsibility to forewarn HUM-TUM dat life here is not hunky-dory....right!!

regards,
taureansandy

Friday, August 28, 2009

life@WIMWI

hmmmm....first of all forgive me for the innumerable punctuation errors that I am gonna make while writing this.....Kaun Kambakht punctuation ki parvaah karta hai especially when ur a 'PARTICIPANT' @ IIM-A.... yet another day ven I screwed up my quiz.....yet another weekend....life seems to be mechanical here, but yet its interesting....everyday u get either a shocker or a nice surprise( though dats rare with surprise quizzes hiding inside the Microsoft Word package designed by Mr BILL GATES' servants whom I am beginning to despise of late!!). Everybody seems to b in a hurry nd yet seem relaxed while discussing acads. Talking abt gals, they are no longer the MINORITY here....they r beauty with brains nd dats a deadly combo....the other day I got two calls from the Ladies' dorm nd supposedly both of them were not for me but for some other guy.....I had to explain to them dat the other guy is not me nd his number is ****.......watever, I found myself feeling jealous of dat other guy who no doubt is a charmer!! I will be unfair if I focus on the gals here.....talking abt boys.....ok ok 'ourselves'....v r a bunch of crazy maniacs working our ***** off in making a rich ( say money ) career.......more than half of us would end up in finance....rest of them would bcum shubhchintaks for their clients( read consultants )......arey marketing waale kahaan gaye yaar koi bhi nahi dikh raha hai!! does 'Operations management' exist here??......Sorry folks I forgot abt ENTREPRENEURS( hope i spelt it right ). they r the ones who r the future 'mai-baaps' for thousands of berozgaar people. Seriously guys, we require a lot more of them than we have now.( No punctuation errors in the last sentence, cos I was serious :)...)......lets pray for our ourselves dat we wear the ' PGP1 Survivor' tags with pride next year.....nd let me reaffirm dat I meant no offence to anybody....this was my precious chance of displaying my 'sms'ing skills in english which I acquired while chatting with friends......All the best junta for ur summer prepns....Arey yaar woh toh bahut door hai na......I should say the coming end term right!! take care nd sweep out the SWINE 4m the campus!!

regards,
taureansandy